Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Mom said you looked used
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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