doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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