Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She told me I should be a condom model.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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