their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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