okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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