The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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