hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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