It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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