The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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