What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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