if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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