who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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