honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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