Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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