How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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