Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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