i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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