Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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