ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Green mimosas i think yes
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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