Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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