My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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