my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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