We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
send nudes
from the living room?
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