tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
We have started to decorate penises.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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