Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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