i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
