You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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