Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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