school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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