To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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