why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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