: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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