It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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