Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's official drugs can't kill me
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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