just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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