I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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