So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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