It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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