East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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