You're my little dorito
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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