I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
why does every cop we meet know your name?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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