I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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