Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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