we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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