I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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