It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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