i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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