What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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