Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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