Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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